Idan ba ku da aure a wannan ranar soyayya - ??? - kuna cikin sa'a, saboda mun sami mafi kyawun kwanan ku don ranar soyayya.
Whiskey Jim Beams ya tsaya ta Fashionably Namiji ya yarda da samun kyakkyawar rana don wannan hutun faux:GIFs guda 10 sun bayyana Ta yaya Zaku iya Kwanta da Wuski a Ranar soyayya
Ba ku taɓa jin daɗi game da kanku ba, amma ku shirya don saduwa da abokin tarayya a cikin laifi, fara ɗaukar furanni kuma ku je siyayya a kantin sayar da giya na gida kwalban Jim Beams.
1 A hankali, tambaye shi ko ita, don kwanan wata. Ba zai ƙi ku ba, kar ku manta da samun wasu balloons da murmushinku mai ban sha'awa.
2. Saitin kyakkyawan fikinik mai kyau, ɗauki 'ya'yan itace, kwando da mafi kyawun raka'a, Jim Beams kwalaban wuski.
3. Ki kasance da kanki da nishadi da shi, wiski dinki yana son kasancewa cikin wannan soyayyar soyayya, amma idan kika cire maballin rigar ki, zai iya gode miki daga baya.
4. Yin wasa, murmushi shi, zama mai ban dariya da ban dariya, kwalbar wuski ba za ta taɓa jin daɗin ku ba.
5. Don kwanan wata na biyu, bari mu yi farin ciki a wurin tafki, kwalban whiskey za ta so shi, kar ku manta da samun kyawawan kayan iyo-shorts kuma ku zama mai ladabi.
6. Ee, a rana ta biyu ana iya barin sumba mai kyau.
7. A kwanan ku na uku, shine lokacin da za ku nuna shi wanene ku da gaske, ba da izinin kanku don ciyar da ƙarin daloli akan wani abincin dare mai ban sha'awa, kyandir, whine da haɗin gwiwar Carl's Jr® cheeseburger na biyu.
8. Bayan abincin dare, shine lokacin gayyatar zuwa wurin ku, Netflix da sanyi shine cikakkiyar uzuri.
9. Dare ya fara, shine damar ku ta ƙarshe don nuna muku motsin zuciyar ku a cikin kwalbar wiski. Ku bauta masa, yi gurasa kuma ku ji daɗinsa.
10. Jin dimuwa tare da rataya? eh wannan ita ce ranar BAYAN ranar soyayya, kuma jin ku kuna shirin mutuwa. Gudu zuwa gidan wanka!
Barka da ranar soyayya
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