LONDON, 9 MUTARAMA 2016
na ALEXANDER FURY
Nibyoroshye kuvuga byinshi mugihe uri kwongorera, cyane cyane iyo abantu bose bagukikije barimo basakuza cyane.Lou Dalton akenshi asa nkuwatuje iyo bigeze kumyenda yabagabo ya Londres, yibanda kumyenda myiza, tekinike gakondo, na ubwoko bwimyenda isanzwe ya bog idakunze kureba kabiri, cyane cyane iyo irwanya ibishishwa bya neon, ipantaro ya lace, hamwe nijipo kubagabo. Beau Brummell, iyo nkingi yo guceceka kwabagabo sartorial, yakunda ibyo Dalton akora. John Bull ntazigera ahindukira mumuhanda ngo yitegereze umwenda we.
Ariko ibyo Dalton akora, iyo ari byiza rwose, bizamuka hejuru y'urusaku n'imitsi ya benshi mubanywanyi be. Byakorewe Kugwa, aho yarebye kuri Shetland: inzu ya swateri, niba atari uwabishizeho wenyine. Nubwo bigaragara ko akunda gusura, kandi akunda abagabo ahasanga. Iki cyegeranyo cyari ode kubarobyi, umurima wumurima, umuhungu uhamye - gusa ntabwo byahinduye inkambi cyangwa ikinamico, ahubwo ni ubutaka nukuri, kuva inkweto zometseho imisumari kugeza mumatama yiziritse (ubushize bwa MAC Cosmetics).
Nkuko bikwiye icyegeranyo cyeguriwe Shetland, imyenda yo kuboha, itoroshye ariko idafite imbaraga, yari ingingo ikomeye, nkuko amabara ya palette. Ibyo aribyo byose Dalton wenyine: Isura itazibagirana isa yari ishati ya cerise ifite ikoti rirerire yambaye ikoti yubuzima, ihujwe ningamiya nyinshi yingamiya.
Babona ingamiya muri Shetland? Birashoboka ko atari byo. Babona intama, ibimenyetso byazo bikaba ibyapa bya digitale kandi ubwoya bwakoreshwaga nububoshyi bwubukorikori buzwi cyane bwabongereza John Smedley kugirango bakore merino polo-ijosi hamwe na john ndende. Babona kandi imvura nyinshi-Dalton yambaraga imyenda kandi bagakoresha veloru ya douche, umwenda ntari narigeze numva.
Ndakeka ko Dalton ari fetishist yihishe. Ntabwo nshaka kuvuga ko ari mumishumi no gukubitwa, ahubwo ni ibintu bishimishije cyane, nko guhangayikishwa no guhinduranya ibintu birambuye (guta ibitugu hafi bitagira ingano, kwagura ubudozi gukoraho) cyangwa gukosora kuri ibyo bikoresho bidasanzwe. Benshi basa nkaho ari amayeri yo gukorana-kudoda imyenda ya laminated igomba kuba yoroshye nko kudoda hamwe imifuka yimyanda, vuga - ariko ni ikimenyetso cyubuhanga bwa Dalton bikomeretsa bisa nkibyoroshye kwambara. Ikintu kimwe ntigishobora kuvugwa kuri ubwoya bwa teddy-idubu, bwuzuyemo amashati (sawa) nipantaro (sibyo). Uwa nyuma yibukije umurongo muri documentaire ikomeye ya Isaac Mizrahi 1994 Unzipped, ubwo Mizrahi yumvikanisha nixes isimbuka faux-fur ifite umurongo udapfa: "Byerekeranye nabagore badashaka kumera nkinka, ndakeka."
Tekereza iki? Abagabo nabo ntibashaka. Barasa inka muri Shetland, sibyo?