LONDON, 10 MUTARAMA 2016
na ALEXANDER FURY
Imyambarire ya James Long ni uburyohe bwafashwe icyemezo. Hariho abagabo muri barumuna be basenga Lurexes ye, imyenda ye isize irangi, amashati ye ashushanyijeho n'ingwe. Izo mpyisi zishimishije ntabwo ari abakiriya b'indahemuka gusa ahubwo ni n'igitekerezo cye cyo kugwa kwa 2016. Yabahamagaye agira ati: "Intwari zaho," yahamagaye abantu nk'umuhanzi mwiza Eddie Peake, umurimo we ukaba urimo amabara yijimye, amagambo adasobanutse kandi yambaye ubusa. —Yakoze umukino wumupira wamaguru wambaye ubusa atanu kuruhande ubwo yiga muri Royal Academy. Ikigaragara ni uko iyo wambaye, Peake yambara ndende. Kubwiriza abahindutse? Hanyuma bamwe.
Long, nyuma ya parade yagize ati: "Iyo hari imyambarire myinshi, nahisemo kureba abantu bambara imyenda yanjye koko." ijwi rirenga, cyangwa ryiza. Hariho urudodo rwinshi rwumuringa, hamwe na lace, hamwe n amafi, hamwe nibirundo binini byamabara ya psychotropique nka trippies nka popi opiate yateye imbere nkibicapo na swater intarsias. Umukandara wumukandara uzunguruka muri roza-eshatu. Umusatsi wasizwe amavuta inyuma, amaso yuzuyeho ububengerane, inkweto ndende-yinyana yagendanaga na Christian Louboutin yaje mu mabara menshi afite amabara menshi. Byari, birakwiye kuvuga, byuzuye.
Insanganyamatsiko yumurimo wa Peake-guhura bidasobanutse-kumva ko bahuye umukino wabo wa sartiire muri Long. Muburyo bwiganje bwo gutandukana, kwambara igice kimwe, wasangaga ubona ko umurimo wa Long utari "usa", ahubwo nkumuntu ku giti cye, ibintu bikozwe muburyo bukomeye byashoboraga gukururwa kure yububasha bwuzuye kugirango ukore mumyenda ya a. umuntu ntabwo ari mubice byabashushanyijeho niche (muri rusange uburasirazuba bwa Londere).
Ariko wababaza? Ikibazo hamwe nuburanga nka Long ni uko bishobora gutera ubwoba no kwitandukanya nabantu basanzwe. Wakagombye guhagarara kugirango unyuze muri gari ya moshi yometse kuri jean jackettes muri chartreuse na scarlet kugirango ubone ikoti rya veleti tuxedo cyangwa, ahari, ipantaro yoroheje, idafite ubuziranenge? Cyangwa gusa umutwe ahantu runaka byoroshye gusya?
Murebure ni umwe mubagabo bambara imyenda ya bisi. Niwe mutwe mushya (ish) wimyenda yabagabo kuri label yubutaliyani Iceberg, ibimenyetso biranga akajagari kandi bifite amabara bikwiranye neza. Long ati: "Sinifuzaga kwisubiramo." “Ibi byari uguhindura ibintu by'ingenzi nkunda.” Biragaragara ko bikunda ibintu byinshi. Guhindura gato, birasekeje, byari kugenda inzira ndende.