PARIS, JANUARY 20, 2016
by AMY VERNER
Markii uu la xidhiidha aragtidan ururinta, magacaabista dhammaan tixraacyada kala duwan - laga soo bilaabo dhexe ilaa dharka waddooyinka - waxay u egtahay mid aad u badan sida haddii uu tixraacayo cilladda aqoonsiga kala-baxa; laakiin qodobkiisa ku saabsan "xornimada inaan samayno wax kasta oo aan rabno" waxay u muuqatay mid cadaalad ku filan. Waxay si dhab ah u sharraxday xayawaanka denimka oo ay ku xiran yihiin turtleneck maqaarka ah iyo jaakad maqaar ah oo lagu dhejiyay garbaha garbaha. Xataa laga saaray goobta riwaayadaha ee dhulka hoostiisa, ururinta ayaa ka soo baxday qariib dhulka hoostiisa ah, oo sasabayay daqiiqado gaar ah (shuwaax is barbar dhig muxaafid ah iyo surwaal khaki) oo dadka kale ka ceyrisay (jiiniska-dhexda dheer ayaa noqon doona iib adag). Surwaal dheer oo ku burburay anqawyada iyo suudadka si dhab ah u bukoon ayaa u muuqdey in la nuugay safarka Trainspotting-ama haddii kale, aan kaliya ku magac darno abnormcore. Hase yeeshe baahida aan la daboolin macnaheedu maaha mid aan la xidhan karin: Fun-shirts, in kasta oo inta badan qarsoon, ayaa lagu soo bandhigay sawirro Flemish qarnigi 15-aad si qurux badan leh oo leh muuqaal tattoo cajiib ah. Waa in lagu iibiyaa dukaamada hadiyadaha ee madxafka.
Arrinka ugu muhiimsan ee ururinta "schizophrenic" waa in ay ka cudurdaarto Martens dib u heshiisiinta qaybaha kala duwan, si dharka sare ee ballaaran ee rafcaanka - ha ahaato Harris tweed ama ka kooban xariijimo jeexjeexan, gees kasta oo soo bandhigay - waligiis si fiican uma lahan mesh-ka-soo-baxa leh. shaadhka ama surwaalka abeesada beenta ah. Weli, waxaa xusid mudan in Y/Mashruucu uu ahaa hormoodkii hore ee madmadowga jinsiga, waxaana laga yaabaa in tani ay tahay meesha qaybaha geesinimada leh ay leeyihiin. Ka dib markii ay waydiisay saaxiibkii tifaftiraha inay aaminsan tahay in nimanku ciyaari doonaan cutubyada, waxay ku jawaabtay, "Maya, laakiin gabdhuhu way dhici karaan."