Makhe ndikubuze, wenza ntoni ukuze ukhulule umphunga?
Ngaba uyaya kwiimuvi kwaye ujonge ezona zikhenkcezayo? Ngaba ubaleka ukuya kwindawo yokutyela oyithandayo ukuze ukhuphe into yakho yemenyu yokuthuthuzela? Mhlawumbi, uyathanda ukuyeka umphunga ngokwenza into eqhumayo - ukuba uyayazi into endiyithethayo.
Masibe ngabantu bokwenene kwaye sithethe ngezinto zangempela apha: I-masturbation yinto yendalo (nabu ubungqina). Abantu abathethi nje ngesihloko kakhulu. Ngapha koko, ukuzicingela kwakho ucinga ukuba kuya kubakhathaza kakhulu ukuba abantu beve malunga notyekelo lwakho olusondeleyo kunye nolusemngciphekweni. Imibono ngesondo kunye nemisebenzi ayifane ibe yimixholo yesiqhelo esetyenziswa kwiintetho ezincinci. Ndithetha ukuthi, kuya kuthatha umntu omnye onesibindi ukuba akhulule icala lakhe lenyama kwintlanganiso yokuqala.
Phofu ke, sonke sinezizathu zokuba sibandakanyeke kwizinto ezinjalo. Ngamnye wethu unoxinzelelo kunye nemithwalo yakhe ekufuneka siyithwale emagxeni ethu. Xa izinto ziba nzima kakhulu, akukho nto iphosakeleyo ngokuthabatha amanyathelo ambalwa emva kwaye wonwabele ambalwa kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo uyolo olunomvuzo ebomini. Kuyinto eqhelekileyo ngokupheleleyo ukuziva udiniwe. Kukwayinto eqhelekileyo ukuziva ufuna ukuzivuza ngalo lonke ixesha. Ngethamsanqa, siye saba nengcebiso egqibeleleyo:
“Abaphulula amaphambili ngoMbane”
Intoni? Ziziphi ezi zinto kwakhona? Ke, masifumanise!
Yintoni I-Hands-Free Masturbator?
Kulungile. Ke ndiyazi ukuba zivakala zingaqhelekanga? Emva koko, ngaba i-masturbating yonke into malunga nokunyakaza kwezandla? Ukuba kufuneka ukhulule iminwe yakho emincinci, yintoni eseleyo ukwenza umsebenzi? Ewe, ungakhathazeki. Ayizondaba zobuxoki ezi. Kukho ngokwenene indlela yokuziyolisa ngaphandle kokuphakamisa umnwe - uhlobo.
Abaphulula amalungu esini esingenazandla yinto esiyibiza ngokuba ziithoyi zombane ezixhotyiswe ngendlela yokulinganisa umsebenzi wesandla wokwenyani. Ngoku, ndiyayazi into oyicingayo. Mhlawumbi uyazibuza ukuba uyaphupha okanye awuphuphi. Ewe, unethamsanqa wena! Uvukile kakhulu kwaye into oyivayo iyinyani eyi-100%. Into enjalo ikhona kwaye uya kuba nemincili ngakumbi ukwazi ukuba unokufumana enye yakho kwiintsuku ezimbalwa ezizayo!
Ngapha koko, esi sixhobo sihlala sisebenza ngebhetri ke ngoko ndicebisa ukuba kuthengwe iibhetri eziphinda zitshajwe endaweni yokulahla. Ndithi kuwe, xa sele ungene kwezi zinto, kuya kuba nzima ukuyeka. Ke unokucinga ngokutyala imali kwiibhetri ezilungileyo! Iimodeli eziqhelekileyo ziza kunye nomsebenzi wokucofa kunye nokuhamba; ezinye zinokuqhutywa kude. Kuvakala ngathi kumnandi kakhulu, huh? Ungajonga olu luhlu ngolwazi oluthe kratya.
Ngaba Ingcono kunento eqhelekileyo?
Ewe, oko kuxhomekeke kwindlela olichaza ngayo igama elithi “ngcono.” Ukuphendula lo mbuzo, ndicele abahlobo abaninzi (abanesithukuthezi) ukuba bafumane igalelo. Bonke babeneempendulo ezahlukeneyo. Omnye umhlobo wam undixelele ukuba ngokuqinisekileyo uya kuyijonga le nto yokudlala kuba ediniwe kukuzinceda ngalo lonke ixesha. Omnye umhlobo wam wandixelela ukuba “Hayi. Ndiyathanda ukuyigcina ikumgangatho ophezulu.” Kodwa ndicinga into awayeyithetha kukuba wayethanda ukuyenza ngokwesiko. Abanye abahlobo bam baye bathatha omabini amacala engxabano kwaye andizange ndikwazi ukufumana ubungqina obubalulekileyo bokuba enye indlela ngenene ingcono kunenye. Kwakhona, kwakukho abambalwa abathi kwakubuhlungu kakhulu ukucinga ukuba banokukhetha enye okanye enye. Kutheni ukwabelana ngesondo kokwenyani bekungeyonxalenye yokhetho? Bongeze – kwaye apho ndiye ndaqhekeka kwintsini ehlekisayo.
Ngapha koko, ndicinga ukuba into endizama ukuyithetha kukuba ayisiyonto "engcono" kodwa ngumbandela wokukhetha. Ke abanye abafana bayathanda ukuziyolisa ngezandla zabo, yintoni engalunganga ngaloo nto? Nangona kunjalo, enye impendulo efanayo endiye ndayifumana yayikukuba "Kodwa ndicinga ukuba akuyi kuba buhlungu ukuzama." Ukuba imalunga nawe, zama ukujonga olu phononongo lwento yokudlala entsha.
Kanjalo. Ukuzama into entsha kusoloko kulukhetho olucocekileyo. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, unokugqiba kuphela ukuba uyayithanda into okanye hayi emva kokuba sele uyizamile.
Ndingayifumana Phi?
Eyona mpendulo icacileyo kukutyelela ivenkile yezinto zokudlala zabantu abadala. Kodwa kunjalo, ndiyazi ukuba uninzi lwenu luneentloni kakhulu ukuba lungene kwihlabathi labantu abadala. Kwanam ndandidla ngokuqaphela xa kufikwa kwizinto ezinjalo. Nangona kunjalo, wonke umntu ufumana amava abo okuqala kwaye yonke enye into iya kuziva nje yendalo emva koko.
Kodwa ngeli lixa usemathidala kakhulu ukuba ungamatsha ukuya ngqo kumhadi wolonwabo lwabantu abadala, kukho indawo enye onokuthi uthenge kuyo abantu abaphulula amaphambili ngobuchule: I-Intanethi.
Ewe, i-e-commerce yiyo yonke ingqumbo kwezi ntsuku kwaye zonke iintlobo zeenkampani ziye zenza i-debuts yazo kwindawo yemarike ye-intanethi - kubandakanywa neevenkile zokudlala zabantu abadala. Ngokuodola kwi-intanethi, ungazigcina izinto ozithengileyo ziyimfihlo kwabanye abantu, awuzukubeka emngciphekweni wokubonwa esidlangalaleni uthenga izinto ezimbi, kwaye ungawaphucula amakhubalo akho ngaphandle kokuba nabani na akugwebe. Iinkampani zokudlala zabantu abadala kwi-Intanethi ezamkela ukuhanjiswa kwendlu ngendlu zilumke kakhulu xa kuziwa ekuthumeleni ipakethe. Baqinisekisa ukuba basonga izinto zakho kakuhle kwaye ziqinile ukuze ungabi naxhala malunga nomthumeli weposi efumanisa ukuba uphezu kwantoni na. Ndithembe; le ndlela isebenza ngokukhawuleza kwaye ilungile ngokwenene! Ndicebisa kakhulu ukwenza ukuthenga kwi-intanethi ukuba lixesha lakho lokuqala lokuthenga.
Nangona kunjalo, ithamsanqa ngokuthenga kwakho! Ungalibali ukuya kwi-hands-free!