ngu-NICK REEMSEN
Ingoma efiphele ebizwa nge-“Channeltwo (Murderousdub)” yengubo ebizwa nge-Seekersinternational—okuthi, ekhasini layo le-Soundcloud, imemezele “ukunqoba ukuhlola okusengqondweni kwe-dub”—egcwele igumbi. Isethi yalingisa i-atrium yesakhiwo esingaba-noma yikuphi, isakhiwo sehhovisi se-'90s. Uyayazi indawo—ama-faux-marble veneers, ukungahambi kahle komoya, izitshalo zokwenziwa ezikhula ubulembu obujiyayo. Ngokubukeka nangokubukeka, umbono washeshe wabhaliswa njengomunye wezinto ezilimazayo zesimanje, zomhlaba ezilahlekelwa yiwo amajenerikhi agqamile kanye ne-plasticky artifice. Nezingubo zombukiso wesibili owake waba khona we-runway ka-Cottweiler, wethulwa kulokho kulandisa kokubola.
"Kuyi-apocalyptic kancane," kusho uMatthew Dainty, obhala uCottweiler noBen Cottrell. (Bazinze eLondon, futhi bebelokhu bethengisa ngokuthengisa kusukela ngo-2012, nakuba basebenze kwa-Cottweiler iminyaka eminingi ngaphambili ngenkathi becija amakhono abo kwamanye amalebula.) ukufaka imvelo yokwenziwa kumodeli.” UCottrell wanezela: “Abantu abasazi imvelo. Uma ufuna isihlahla, ungayi enxanxatheleni yezitolo.”
Lokho okuphawuliwe kwaholela ekhabetheni eliyinkimbinkimbi, eline-dystopian, elinezingubo zangaphandle ezinobuchwepheshe obuphezulu, ezinezintambo zesiswebhu (ephalethini elingafani neqoqo le-Versace elihle kakhulu le-Spring 2017), amabhulukwe a-funkily shaggy, kanye nezinsiza ezisindisa ukuphila njengamalambu ekhanda namabhuzu engeziwe. Enye imodeli yaze yaphatha umatilasi oqhumayo. Izolo, sibone amashubhu omoya wendwangu e-Craig Green. Ingabe ukuzivikela kuyathrenda? Kungaba nengqondo, uma kubhekwa izikhathi.