Umlando Omfishane Wezingubo Zangaphansi Zamadoda...I-FU nje!
Emashumini eminyaka, izingubo zangaphansi zamadoda zazihlala ekhabetheni, kwakuyingubo eyayigqokwa ngezinjongo ezingokoqobo futhi ingacatshangwa kakhulu e-puritanical America.
Kwabe sekwenzeka uCalvin Klein ngeminyaka yawo-1980, enesithombe esiwuphawu manje se-Olympic pole vaulter egqoke ama-CK amhlophe; wadutshulwa endaweni kwesinye seziQhingi zaseGreece (Mykonos) ikhaya lezinganekwane zamaGreki Gods; okwakufaneleka kakhulu; njengoba lokhu bekunguNkulunkulu wosuku lwanamuhla kuyo yonke inkazimulo yakhe eyisigaxa-nqunu.
Umngane wami owayesebenza e-Bloomingdales ngeminyaka yama-80's, ngaleso sikhathi; wacabanga ukuthi izithombe ze-CK ziyizithombe ezingcolile zobulili (okwakucishe kube njalo) futhi wayekuthanda!
Iphosta ye-CK yamisa ukuhamba kwezimoto e-Time Square, abantu baqala ukuqaphela futhi uCalvin Klein wafana nezingubo zangaphansi zabesilisa ezikhangayo futhi kwethulwa imboni yezimpahla zangaphansi zabesilisa ezikhangayo manje osekuyimboni yomhlaba wonke yamadola ayizigidi eziyizinkulungwane.
Iyiphi indoda engakaze ibe nepheya elilodwa likaCalvin Klein? UMarci Klein (indodakazi yakhe) uphawule wathi kwakumangaza ukubona izinsuku zakhe egqoke izingubo zangaphansi ezazinegama likayise.
Abanye abaklami balandela ngokushesha okufanayo ngemikhiqizo yabo. Eminyakeni eyishumi yo-1990, i-2(x)ist yaba khona, ilebula yomkhiqizo/ilogo yayihlakaniphe kakhulu futhi iheha; lokho kwenza ukuthi wonke umuntu athathe kabili. Nami, nganakile kodwa kwangithatha isikhathi ukuthola indlela yokulibiza. Ubungeke uhambe uzungeze i-Chelsea, i-NY, i-San Francisco nanoma iyiphi indawo yemfashini ye-yuppie/guppie ngaphandle kokubona ilogo engu-2(x)ist ngokusobala elunguza kubhulukwe elisezingeni eliphansi lomfana.
Ukugqoka kwakho kwangaphandle kusho ukuthi ufuna umhlaba ukubone kanjani futhi ucabange ngawe; kodwa izingubo zakho zangaphansi yindlela ozizwa ngayo futhi uzicabange ngayo…ukuthi ungubani ngempela ngasese; ukuzithanda, ukuzihlonipha, lapho ungaba nguwe wangempela wangempela. Okugqoka ngaphansi kubaluleke kakhulu njengokugqokwa kwakho kwangaphandle, i-b/c awukwazi ukuthi kufanele uyikhumule nini.
Namuhla, kunenqwaba yezinketho zezingubo zangaphansi, ukusikeka, imibala, izindwangu ongakhetha kuzo. Kochwepheshe bezingubo zangaphansi kanye nesixuku sezingubo zangaphansi, ungakwazi ngempela ukuba nekhabethe lezingubo zangaphansi zanoma yiziphi izikhathi nazo zonke. Ipheya enziwe kahle yezingubo zangaphansi ezilingana kahle ingenye yezinto ezilula zokuphila, njengenkomishi yekhofi elimnandi.
Njengazo zonke izingubo zokugqoka, lokho abafana abakhetha ukugqoka kusho okuningi ngabo. Kubonakala sengathi abafana abangaba ngu-33% bancamela ezinye izinguqulo zamafuphi, u-33% bancamela ama-boxer brief & 33% bakhetha abashayisibhakela abavamile; kodwa abafana abaningi namuhla banenhlanganisela yokusikeka okuhlukile namabhrendi ekhabetheni labo lezingubo zangaphansi.
Imikhiqizo iya ngokuya iba nokudala ngamalebula awo (2wink, 4Skins, C-IN2, Baskit, 3G).
I-Ginch Gonch (cishe izwakala njengomlingiswa ophuma kuDkt. Seuss) inemakethe ehlanganisiwe kulabo abafuna ukuvuselela ubuntwana babo; njengoba izingubo zabo zangaphansi zihlotshiswe ngazo zonke izinhlobo zokuphrinta/amaphethini okudlalayo ovame ukuzithola ezingutsheni zangaphansi zezingane futhi ukukhangisa kwazo kuthi Bukhoma Njengengane! Ipheya yami yokuqala ibihlotshiswe ngezinkanyezi (uhlobo othola ngalo izitikha emaphepheni akho esikoleni samabanga aphansi).
Kukhona amabhrendi aphethe igama lomklami (Andrew Christian, Michael Kors, Tommy Hilfiger & ingabe ngishilo uCalvin Klein?); & nalezo ezinohlobo oluthile lwefomula ekhangayo yamehlo; ngaze ngakha FU e=fu8 Izingubo zangaphansi. Okwamanje eyami iwukuphela komkhiqizo ofaka igama lami kanye nefomula. Ngegama elifana ne-FU (lisho inhlanhla ngesiShayina), bekufanele ngenze izingubo zangaphansi ezenziwe kahle ezikhangayo (kungaba yicala elimelene nobulili besilisa uma ngingakwenzi), futhi i-e=fu8 iyifomula yami ekhethekile, enezimpawu zokuhweba ze-The Pleasure. Isimiso. Ukuphila kufushane, khulisa umgomo wakho wokuzijabulisa. Ngethemba ukuthi abafana abagqoka izingubo zangaphansi zami ze-FU e=fu8 & nalabo abayibonayo bazokhunjuzwa ukuthi basebenzise i-carpe diem, futhi basisebenzise ngokugcwele isikhathi sabo esiyigugu; ukuyichitha ngokuphishekela izinto eziletha futhi ezithuthukisa okuhlangenwe nakho kwabo okujabulisayo kwempilo… ngamanye amazwi, ukuze nje iFU it!
Ngokungafani nama-99% emikhiqizo emakethe, i-FU e=fu8 yenziwe e-Manhattan, NYC kuphela. Lokhu kungenxa yothando lwami lweNew York ekubeni inhlokodolobha yezemfashini emhlabeni; kanye nokufuna ukuthi kudalwe okuthile endaweni yaseManhattan evuselelayo nedumile.
Bengifuna ukwenza/ukudizayina izifinyezo ezenziwe kahle ezizonikeza abafana ukuzethemba kanye nalokho kugxuma okwengeziwe esinyathelweni sabo. Indwangu ithambile kakhulu futhi inokwelula okuhle, ngakho uzizwa usekelwe. Izinto zokwakha ezinhle kakhulu zatholakala ukwenza leli qoqo lezingubo zangaphansi; Indwangu iyona engcono kunazo zonke etholakalayo, intambo ephakeme kakhulu ibala 95% ukotini, 5% spandex, inomuzwa oqinile we-silky. Ngihambe nale premium & ukotini obiza kakhulu; b/c Ngithole ezinye izifinyezo zegama lomkhiqizo emakethe zisebenzisa indwangu kashizi encane kakhulu/indwangu ezwa ukotini elahlekelwa isimo sayo ngemva kokuwashwa okumbalwa. Ngiyenqaba ukunqamula amakhona & nokudela ikhwalithi. Bengifuna ukudizayina nokudala okuthile engingafuna ukuzigqoka (futhi ngiyakwenza) futhi ngiziqhenye ngokuba negama lami kuyo (futhi nginguye). Ngiphatha iqoqo lami lezingubo zangaphansi ze-FU e=fu8 ngaso sonke isikhathi; ephathini yakamuva yosuku lokuzalwa lomngane wesifazane, ngaphambi kokuthi kuhlwe, ngithole ama-oda amapheya angu-7 avela kubafana ephathini, nasesithombeni sakamuva se-FU e=fu8 I-Underwear 2 day, imodeli yazizwa imthanda ngaso leso sikhathi. iPleasure X8 Cut kanye esewagqokile; futhi umculi we-makeup wangincenga i-pair yokuncoma.
Ngethemba ukuthi abafana bazokujabulisa kakhulu ukugqoka i-FU e=fu8, ngendlela engijabule ngayo ukuyiklama yesithombe nesitayela samadoda ekhulu lama-21 ahlala esendleleni. I-FU e=fu8 Izingubo zangaphansi ziwumugqa wezingubo zangaphansi zabesilisa ezinesibindi, ezinesibindi, ezingase… futhi i-saga iyaqhubeka.
Zonke lezi zifinyezo ezinhle UMichelle Russ ; michelleruss.com
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